Roast your fridge. Rescue your week.
Snap your shelves for a painfully accurate AI roast. Then turn the same photo into seven days of meals and a grocery cart for exactly what is missing.
Start free. You choose what gets shared.
Sample roast
“Three energy drinks and one sad lime. Wellness is clearly a journey.”
The founder promise
Funny first. Useful immediately after.
Private by default
Nothing is shared unless you share it.
No fake pantry
Confirm the scan before plans are made.
No waste theater
Recipes prioritize what you already own.
One photo. Full pipeline.
The joke is the hook. Dinner is the product.
Fridge Roast does not stop at a clever caption. It carries your actual inventory all the way from scan to plan to checkout.
Photograph the evidence
Open the fridge and pantry, take clear photos, and confirm what the model spots. No barcode marathon required.
Detected
Eggs · salsa · tortillas · spinach
Plus one yogurt with a complicated expiration date.
Take the roast
Get a sharp, specific read built for the screenshot—not a generic food pun.
Cook, fill gaps, repeat
Get a week of recipes, adjust servings, and send only missing ingredients to your cart.
Pricing
Try the punchline. Upgrade for the plan.
Start without a card. Go Premium when you want nutrition targets, household planning, and fewer dinner decisions.
Free Roast
$0
For curious fridges and shareable chaos.
- AI fridge roast
- Inventory confirmation
- Starter meal suggestions
- Share-ready roast card
Premium Kitchen
Full plan$9/month
For people who want the joke to solve dinner.
- Everything in Free
- Seven-day meal plans
- Macro and dietary filters
- Family mode and serving controls
- Auto-filled grocery cart
Before you open the door
Reasonable questions. Unreasonable fridge.
Tonight’s menu: accountability
Your fridge already knows what you should cook.
Give it one photo. Get the roast, the plan, and a shorter grocery list.
Roast my fridge